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Your Momma Jokes Your Momma is so fat when God said let there be light he said move over. Your Momma is so fat when she wares a red dress everybody yells "HEY COOL-AID" Your Momma is so fat when she goes to the ocean and weres here blue swim suit, the whales start singing "WE ARE FAMILY" Your Momma is so big that she plays pool with the planets Your Momma is so fat when she step on the scale it said to be countinued Your Momma is so stipud she sat on the tv and whatched the couch Your Momma is so hairy that u almost died of rugburn at birth. You're Momma's arm pits are so hairy that it looks like she has buckwheat in a head lock Your Momma is so fat when she sets on the beach greenpeace trys to throw her back in Your Momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger poped out of George's nose. Your Momma is so fat when sat on a dollar the dollar turned into 4 quarters Your Momma is so fat when somebody tryed to pass her on the highway and they ran out of gas Your Momma is so stipud that she sold her car for gas money Your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family Blonde Jokes Q:What is a blondes worst nightmare?? A:Wakeing up in her own bed. Q:How can u tell if a blonde has been on the computer?? A:There is whiteout all over it. There was a blonde and a and her boyfriend driveing in there car in the desert.They saw a blonde in the sand with a rowboat and trying to get herself across the desert.The boyfriend said "Blondes like that give u a bad name." The blonde replied " If I could swim i would go over there and beat her up." A blonde's house was on fire so the blonde called the firemen and the fireman said "How do get your house." Then the blonde said " DUH,big red truck." A blonde is like a vacume cleaner when your done with it u put it in the closet. Q:A blonde and a red head jumped off of a building which one landed first A:The red head beacuse the blonde had to stop and ask for directions Clinton Jokes Did u here that Clinton is going to play a new musical interment......the herMonica | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I will be add a hole lot more joke's later. E-mail me a joke and I'll put it on there as soon as I can. Last updated 5/4/99 My Funny Chat room at http://venus.brseen.com/chat/rooms/k/439792
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